Post #56 [Zero X. Diamond]

Posted by Zero X. Diamond (Member # 654) on :

[ugh, says I. Ugh. Didn't have the slightest clue about the difference thing, sorry. As for the rest, quite all right, understood.]

[This has to do with my comment about Sandra not 'living' in the Phantom Zone. I had corrected ZXD about it in my last post. Also, a bit more commentary about the 'love' angle.]

Bob started pondering his "feelings" some more. "Feelings" were something he had never felt before this day. Especially that of "love." Seeing as how his parents were abusive drunks, you can't really blame him. At the same time, he was rolling several other ideas around in his head.

[Actually, in the end it turns out this is a skewed memory of his parents... to a degree. I won't spoil anymore about it for now though.]

Who are these other four people? Are they the ones I hear saved the world from some fireball... thing? And why do I find myself so attracted to her?

[Fireball thing? XD]

At the same time, Ness was rolling a few thoughts around in his head.

How did I get here? What was that red star in the sky? Who is that girl Paula seems to know so well? Why is that creepy guy over there staring at me?

[Lawl at Ness calling Bob 'creepy'. :P]

Bob's stare didn't land on Ness much longer. Once again his gaze was drawn by Sandra. He couldn't keep his eyes off her. She was like a dream to him. Something infinitely beautiful that he just couldn't reach out and touch.

[This is sorta literal to a degree. Not even the 'power of homicide' could defeat Sandra if she and Bob fought each other in a real battle. At least not unless Bob had some unnatural assistance. >.>]

By now, Poo had managed to sneak up behind him.

"Excuse me, kind sir?"

Bob leapt up from where he sat, startled by the foreign voice. A knife simply shot into Bob's hand and he turned to attack. Poo shielded himself with his arms.

[Bob is a jittery soul, isn't he? >.>]

"No! Don't do it! I just was wondering if you could tell me what's going on!"

[Poo's a pretty gentlemanly soul here. He could've probably tanked a lot of Bob's knife strikes if he really tried. :P]

Bob's eyebrow lifted and his knife disappeared back into his pocket.

["Lol sorry you caught me off guard, no hard feelings!" :D]

"Oh, yeah, that. You see, some alien... thing... kinda froze all the world in time. Some people managed to escape from the freeze. Like me. So we're trying to fix everything, I guess."

Poo ran it through his mind, then his expression turned grim.

"Then the prophecy is finally being fulfilled..."

"Prophecy?" questioned Ness, who was now nearby as well. "What prophecy?"

"Well, it is ancient legend of my people that one day, a great red star would come and stop the world. The legend says, fortunately, there would be a few brave heroes who would escape the red star's evil and save the planet."

[I'd never expect a prophecy like that to be around and yet Poo not tell anyone about it. I suppose he probably didn't expect it to happen in HIS lifetime. >.>]

"Intriguing!" added Jeff, who also had snuck over near the rest.

[Oh geez, I imagine Jeff using Double-D's voice when he says that now for some goofed up reason. XD]

"Now only one question remains..." said Poo. "Who the heck are you?"

[Good question my dear prince. >.>]

Bob laughed.

[Laughing's a bad sign with Bob 90% of the time folks. :o]

"Who am I? WHO AM I!? Why I'm Hap- erm... Bob Reginald the Second. But I call me Happy Bob the Homicidal Maniac. Pleased to meet you."

[Yes, although the AC is officially dubbed has "Happy Bob the Homicidal Maniac", Bob's TRUE full name is actually "Robert Reginald Jr. [or 'the 2nd']" But more on THAT later. <_<]

Bob shook the three boys' hands.

"Now, if you can excuse me, I've got a lot of thinking to do..." he said, getting back to staring at Sandra's infinite beauty.

"What... about the other girl?" asked Ness, rather confused.

[Yeah Ness, who is the other girl with the pink hair who looks a bit like Paula? XD]

Bob got a little hot around the collar. He couldn't STAND a common reference to something he loved.

[lawl for hotheadedness]

He picked Ness up by the collar. (That's twice, ladies and gents! Let's keep track of how many times he uses THIS cliche... v.v)

[2 times now I believe, ZXD]

"Listen here, punk. She ain't just a girl, she's a beautiful girl." Pulling out his knife and locating it beneath Ness's throat, he added, "You got that?"

Ness swallowed hard, drawing in nothing but dry air.

"Uh... yeah! Yes sir, yeah man! Just don't hurt me!"

[>_> Seriously, I don't see how Bob's powerful enough yet to be able to do much damage to any member of the chosen four, especially Ness. I'd have probably ended up in a defensive spout with Bob if I had been Ness. :P]

"That's what I thought..." grumbled Bob, returning once more to his deep thoughts.

[Thoughts about how to murder the right person to win Sandra's heart, amirite? :P]

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