Post #40 [Zero X. Diamond]

Posted by Zero X. Diamond (Member # 654) on :

Bob was lying on the ground, appearing to be shocked. He was flopping about on the ground like a dying fish. He finally managed to take a deep breath.

"Man, this sucks! I'm covered in drool!" he shouted angrily.

[Yeah, few people would like getting eaten and spit out. x.x]

He leapt screaming through the air. Poor Smidgen didn't figure on this one being so much trouble.

"YOU'RE GONNA FRIGGIN' PAY FOR THIS!"

[Another famous Happy Bob quote. :P]

A knife landed in Smidgen's forehead. The force knocked the creature back a little. It seemed to be confused.

"How you hurt me like that when you no have power?"

["Also me talk like Buu!" :P]

"I have power beyond your comprehension. I have the power of HOMICIDE!"

[What kind of mystical energy is this "HOMICIDE"? :o]

He pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stuck it under a fold of skin in the back of his neck. The trigger pulled and a shower of innards came out of Smidgen, along with the afformentioned "pearl." This time, WereGrowlithmon was too fast for Smidgen.

[Ouch. Sawed-off is nasty in close range, since it's meant to be spread out over a long distance. Take it from an avid FPS player. :P]

"You want this? Huh? You want this?"

Smidgen was too busy regenerating to care. The blast from the shotgun was pretty nasty. Yet, how come the other, much stronger attacks made on him hadn't done so much damage? Perhaps he had found a weak spot.

[Yeah, there's a weak point for Smidgen in this half of the battle. It won't stick around forever though. >_>]

Now Bob pulled out a much stronger weapon, the RPG Launcher.

[LOL. Now another Bob tidbit. Bob might have lacked mystical powers, but he had a large arsenal of conventional melee and gun-type weapons, as noted by the RPG Launcher, Sawed-Off Shotgun and his big knife. He'll also pull out another 'famous' weapon in a latter fight. :P]

He once again stuck it under the fold in the skin. By now, the fur was completely gone from Smidgen, and he was ready to get it back. He easily threw Bob off, who fired the grenade into the air. It came down quite a ways away, blowing chunks of pavement everywhere in Twoson. (Yes, it went rather far. It was a ROCKET Propelled Grenade.)

[Yeah... I'll go into it more when I get around to it. >.>]

Bob was lying there on the ground, a little blood dripping out of his nose. He laughed a bit.

"Wow, now that's the kind of challenge I've been waiting for!"

[Yeah, Bob was very loose up in the head for quite some time. But this is sanity compared to his appearance in the IF "Foppy's Day Out", which sorta precedes this IF in a chronological sense, but yet not.]

He stood up with ease. But then he screamed in pain and fell down. Apparently, he'd been thrown down harder than he had thought. His leg was broken.

[I don't get how you'd not notice your leg being broken BEFORE you get up. Of course, I've never broken a limb in my life, so I can't say this is accurate complaining. :P]

"Argh... stupid mother... if anyone cares to take my word for it, aim for the fold of skin in his back!"

[Yeah, we had some creative ways of 'cursing' in Frozen. XD]

He slouched over, holding his leg in pain. He couldn't move; the pain was actually too much for him. It looked rather bleak for Bob today...

[When does it NOT look bleak for poor Bobby-boy? :(]

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