Post #33 [Zero X. Diamond]

Posted by Zero X. Diamond (Member # 654) on :

By now, Happy Bob had become quite lost and quite confused. Not a good combination by any means. Especially when it comes to him.

[Nope, you'll probably see some good examples of this soon enough. >.>]

"Man, this sucks! How am I ever going to do some damage if noone can farking move?!"

[Yeah, this also establishes another important-ish plot point. All "frozen" people are essentially "Invulnerable" to damage from non-frozen people. You'll see more examples later.]

He ran up to a man in a suit. Bob began stabbing, attempting to plunge the knife into him. But to no avail. It was like trying to stab a cement slab. Torture in the mind of a homicidal maniac.

[...such as this vivid one here. XD]

Happy Bob suddenly clutched his head, falling to his knees. He began screaming. Screaming and screaming. For once, he couldn't kill anyone. For once, he couldn't gain pleasure from someone else's pain.

[You need a psychiatrist, dude. :(]

When all seemed lost, a ray of hope came in the form of yelling. He leapt off of the man's shoulders and ran towards the source of the commotion. He arrived quickly on the scene and was shocked.

[Yeah, fresh meat! :D]

Before him stood a bunch of people. Some of them were drenched to the bone with a smelly, sticky liquid. The rest were ok, as far as he could see. Just as he was about to change that, he saw the monster. All he could do was raise an eyebrow.

"What the heck is this? A mutant vaccuum cleaner? PATHETIC!"

[Clearly Bob has never seen Kirby or played a game in the series. ;D]

Bob effortlessly leapt onto the creature's back and plunged his knife deep into the creature. It roared in pain, but quickly recovered by sucking the knife into its body. Happy Bob's eyes suddenly looked like pools of water. And then they turned red.

"You... swallowed... my... KNIFE!!!"

[LAWL. Did I mention ZXD is good with combining the serious and the funny? :P]

He suddenly pulled out Dual Colt Commandos.

[Where the fudge did you get THOSE?! o_O]

"YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!"

He began firing on Smidgen, ripping bits and pieces of him off. A large hole was developing in the monster's back. That's when he did it. He leapt inside of the creature, and was sealed inside.

[Oops. D:]

"Hmm, this looks like a meat processing plant. Neat."

[Yeah, a psycho-killer like you WOULD think being inside a creature's guts is 'neat. <_<]

He began swimming around in the guts looking for his knife. It was nowhere to be found. After quite a while of searching, he found his knife. He promptly slashed out of its stomach and landed with a solid, blood-soaked crack on the ground in front of the others.

[Wow, Bob's pretty serious when it comes to that knife of his. :P]

"Hey, this guy peeves me off. I think I'll be on your side of the fight. For now."

["...But don't turn your backs on me long, cuz' you're next!"]

With that, he pulled out his Dual Colts again and poised for battle.

The others simply stared.

(By the way, if you are wondering what I meant by "sealed inside," I was suggesting that the monster had regenerated its living cells.)

[Actually, this is a good note for him to leave, as it also highlights one of Smidgen's abilities to regenerate (which is so NOT a Majin Buu reference. :P)]

[ June 12, 2002, 12:07 PM: Message edited by: Zero X. Diamond ]

[And I don't remember what the edit was for, but this still indicates we're in June 2002, if anyone cared. >.>]

[AC/Post Ratio: 16:33. Major Enemies Encountered: 2. Major Enemies Killed: 1]