Post #48 [Zero X. Diamond]

Posted by Zero X. Diamond (Member # 654) on :

Bob was hearing a voice in his head. Not too strange, considering him, but this was different. It wasn't one he'd heard before. But the one thing that stood out most was the word "distract."

[You mean "kill" doesn't stand out as much? :P]

"Hey everyone, I can take care of this one myself!" said Bob with a wink. (Or was that just a twitch?)

[Probably a twitch and a wink, knowing Bob. XD]

Yes, that he could. He could distract the entire Eagleland Military for at least an hour. He knew that one from experience. Bob began to walk over to the shivering pieces of Smidgen flesh. He simply sat there playing with a piece of string while the creature rebuilt itself.

[Wow, Bob's faced off with Eagleland's military?! O.O]

By the time the creature was done, he'd already made a cute little noose out of it. And that's when he started the diversion.

"Hey there tall, dark and tubby! You want a piece of this? Grade A meat, kiddo!"

[XD]

Smidgen's memory wasn't so good, and it once again attempted to eat Bob.

GULP!!! ..... SPIT!

"Yucky! You no have powers! Me not like powerless slob!"

[Smidgen old buddy, you're much more a slob than Bob. Hey that rhymed! :D]

"Aw, shut up. You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor committed suicide!"

"You no smart. You make Smidgen MAD!"

["You make Buu mad! Buu make you DEAD!!" :P]

Smidgen lunged for Bob, attempting to body slam him. He completely missed, landing against a brick wall. The texture of the wall pushed into his skin.

[ROFFLES]

"What's the matter? Can the fat, ugly mutant not catch the scrawny, weak, powerless little human?"

Smidgen now gave chase, Bob leading him around in circles, giggling like a school girl. He hadn't had this much fun since he fell in the alligator pit at the zoo!

[Bob's not a rational kid, that's for sure. Alligators are mean customers!]

Suddenly, a voice echoed through his head.

Foolish one! it blared. Get out of the way, make haste! My attack is ready!

He took this opportunity to push a stick through Smidgen's head.

[I don't see why Bob needed to do this, but oh well. :P]

"Bye now, you stupid ball of lard!"

He dove aside, seconds before a humongous, Nebiroth shaped beam pierced the air. It hit Smidgen and blasted the flesh clean off of its host. The attack pulverised Smidgen into nothingness. Finally there would be peace again.

[Yes, Smidgen is truly DEAD now. The concept of Nebiroth using the Body Laser is to take advantage of his sheer size to engulf Smidgen with a continuous, powerful beam of non-elemental energy. I saw it that Smidgen had to be destroyed in a similar way to how Kid Buu had to be completely vaporized in DBZ, hence the idea to use the Body Laser. This is one case size DID matter in battle. :D]

"So... that's it, I guess." said Brett.

"Yeah, all we can do now is wait for something else to happen." added Zac.

[Like what, the ship sending ChaosDu... I mean something else down to fight you? :o]

Bob was currently sitting upon a large rock, drawing stick pictures in the dirt with a stick. He just couldn't place the feeling he was experiencing. He'd never felt it before. It was an odd feeling, it made him long for something better in his life. But he just couldn't put his finger on it.

[More references to it. Don't worry, you'll find out what it is soon enough. :P]

[AC/Post Ratio: 17:48. Major Enemies Introduced: 3. Major Enemies Killed: 2)