Post #37 [Zero X. Diamond]

Posted by Zero X. Diamond (Member # 654) on :

Happy Bob just stood there, acessing the creature's abilities. It appeared to him that the "mutant vaccuum cleaner" could steal people's skills. He swiped a bit of sweat off his forehead. Luckily for him he didn't have any skills. Unless you count anger as a skill.

[Yes, this is an EXTREMELY important point to make clear about Bob in this and near most any IF he ever appeared in (cuz he was in at least one other): Bob has virtually no powers or major skills like most ACs generally have. Spoiler: He does however have at least one PASSIVE ability he and most other ACs don't know about for a long time, but more on that when we get that far.

But yeah, Bob solely relies on: wits, anger, strength, speed. That's it. He has no PK/PSI, no Magic, No Ki, no nothing involving a mystical-form of energy.]

At that moment, a person looking somewhat Angelo-Saxon popped out of nowhere next to him.

"Woah, that was cool! Can you teach me that?"

[However that doesn't mean Bob DIDN'T want to have powers, just that he was intended to be basically the exact opposite of ZXD's two most infamous ACs, the original version of the AC "Zero X. Diamond" and "Rocky Formello".]

Ffish looked at Bob funny.

"Uh... maybe later? This IS where the basically indestructable Smidgen is, yes?"

"Oh, Smidgen? THAT'S THAT THING'S NAME!?"

Happy Bob burst out laughing. He couldn't help it. He'd never heard anything so absurd in his life. Well, probably other than some recollections of things he'd done before. Once again, everyone looked at him funny.

[Well the name is intended to be misleading, Bob. :P]

"Yes, Smidgen. I think the name is probably supposed to be decieving or something." said Ffish.

[Way to say what I just did, Ffish. <_<]

"Oh," said Bob, getting up off the ground and dusting himself off. "That might explain it, then."

Bob looked over at the others, then back to Ffish.

"Those guys over there are fighting him. It looks kind of bad though, since that thing can steal abilities. Lucky I don't have any, eh?"

[Yeah, 'lucky' you. You'd be a black-sheep among Tenguian-era ACs, but you'd be proud of that, I know you would, Bob. XD]

Ffish looked at him, scratching his head.

"You mean, you have NO special abilities?"

"None."

"None whatsoever?"

"None at all."

"That's odd," said Ffish. "I thought only people who had special abilities were able to avoid being frozen."

[<_<>_>]

"I guess not. Maybe... um... you should go help them?"

Ffish looked over at the fight.

"Yeah, think I will. Say, why aren't you helping?"

"Well, confidentially, noone seems to notice me. I fight when I feel like it..."

["...because I'm a jackass who kills people when I feel like it." XD]

Smidgen blasted Bob in the back with holy energy, a la GMOE. Bob's eyes suddenly turned red.

"Which happens to be... NOW!!!!"

[LAWL you sure have a short fuse, Bobby-boy. :D]

And with that, he rejoined those who were currently fighting.

[Fight on, Happy Bob, for Everlasting Murders and Killings! @_@]

[AC/Post Ratio: 17:37.]