Posted By Zero X. Diamond (Member # 654) on :
Bob was cowering in a bush. He was shaking hard. It wouldn't take Crypha long to find him at this rate. He looked around for some kind of fast transport. It seemed Crypha would catch him. That was, until the motorcycle caught his eye.
"A motorcycle! Whee!"
[More of Bob's desire to be a wild and crazy soul, so course he drifts to stealing a motorcycle. :P]
Bob lunged out of the bushes, landing a foot short of the motorcycle. He simply stood up, dusted himself off and snuck closer to the motorcycle.
"Well hey, I'm no Aerrol Flynn."
[Don't know him personally, but from what I looked up on Errol Flynn, he was born in the late 1900s and was somewhat instrumental in the action-adventure movie genre. I don't really keep up on old movie actors, so that's the extent of my knowledge. :P]
His eyes suddenly shimmered. It wasn't because the keys were in the ignition, not at all. He had spotted the motorcycle hat hanging on the throttle. He simply put his fedorah in his pocket and put the biker hat on. It was a good fit.
[Bob lookin' snappy, cuz. XP]
Crypha was still looking around where Bob had been previously. She didn't have the slightest clue about where he was. And then, she heard the yells of Bob.
[Way to clue her to where you are, you loudmouth. >.>]
"Start you piece of junk! Start!" he cursed the motorcycle, attempting to turn the key as hard as he could. "Geez, Sandra makes this stuff look easy!"
[lolwut? Sandra never rode a vehicle in her life, Bob! Hell I'm not even sure she was on Earth long enough to know what a motorcycle is. :P]
Crypha's eyes lit up.
"There you are!"
["I want my Bobsicles! I want them, I want them, I want them!!" o.O]
Bob's heart skipped a beat. He turned back the the ignition, adrenaline pumping. With much effort, the key finally broke free of the freeze and turned. The engine turned and quickly fired.
"Ha haaaaa! It worked! Chalk up another one for meeeeeeeeeeeee..." he shouted, as his voice faded into the distance.
[And promptly screamed in terror as he nearly smashed into a telephone pole on the way out. <.<]
Crypha shook her head, a smile still on her face.
"When will that boy learn... You can't escape from Crypha!"
[That boy will never learn, my dear. XD]
Bob was by now heading towards Threed, speeds nearing 100. The telephone poles looked like a picket fence. He thought he was seeing spots; the lines on the road just looked like dots. He had flames coming out of the side of that motorcycle.
[I actually know exactly were ZXD took this description from. A song known as "Hotrod Lincoln" by George Thoroughood. Your usual 'dude who loves high-speed car-rides impresses/scares-the-crap-out-of his friends and gets pulled over by the cops, etc, etc...' it's catchy though, I'll give it that. <.<]
"Wow, this baby sure is fast! Hey, I wonder what's on TV right now?"
[Pretty sure it's still the same frame of Dukes of Hazzard that you last saw when you woke up, considering the damn world is still 98% frozen. :P]
Bob's thoughts now focused on what would be on TV right now. If it hadn't been, he'd have noticed the blue speck in the distance behind him gradually growing. Obviously Crypha had taken her vitamins today.
[That's putting it lightly. He's moving over 100MPH, and she can still easily keep up... probably isn't even winded. O_O]
"Bob, guess whooooo...?" she called from behind him, a girlish giggle following.
He turned and faced her. Surely enough, she was right behind him. Bob was really gonna need to gun it. He pushed that throttle as far forwards as it would go. The motorcycle inched away from Crypha.
["110... 120... 130... 145 MPH!! Go bike, go!!" XD]
And then he saw the complex, a blazing structure nearing him at what seemed to be the speed of sound. Bob applied the brakes hard. The rubber from the those tires left a skid thirty feet long.
[Wait wait wait... he went at that speed and it took him that long to get from Polestar Preschool to the complex? I can understand that he didn't consider the sewers due to the adrenaline rush of trying to escape Crypha's Bobsicle obsession, but I doubt he'd need THAT much time at 100-150MPH to get there. >_>;]
And then he simply left the hat behind on his new motorcycle, put his fedorah back on and rushed inside. He had to escape Crypha's infatuation. So in he went, deeper and deeper, half of the time having no clue where he was going. Finally Bob came to rest in a bathroom in a locked stall.
[Can't forget that classy-ass fedora can you, Bob? I swear that thing's gonna get you into it so badly some day. <.<]
"Whew... finally."
And then, he felt a slight chill coming from a vent overhead.
"... Oh no. Oh nononono..."
["Oh yes... oh yesyesyes..." :D]
And out came Crypha.
[DUN DUN DUNN!!]
"Well Bob, I've caught you. Give me my reward! Hee hee..."
["Give me my damn Bobsicles already!" D:]
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" he screamed, leaping over into the stall next to him.
He quickly ran out of that stall and back into the complex to hide.
[Bob just can't catch a break from her, can he? >.> I begin to pity him, it's starting to feel on stalker-ish levels from dear little Crypha here.]
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Back on the Nomad...
Nole's face was lit only by the dim light of a monitor. Many images passed before him. DWGM searching for more power spots, Sandra, Everdred and her party, the General Lee frozen in mid-air, Bob running away from Crypha, Zac and his party going to search for the orbs... He blinked, almost producing an audible sound.
[Ohai sudden General Lee reference... o.o]
"Well well, quite a few interesting developments. I'll have to try to use some of this to my advantage..."
He began laughing maniacally, his cackle echoing throughout the dark room.
[Meh, I'm sorry... he's still a toolish prickface, no matter how scheming he wants to appear. :P]
Posted By The Losar (Member # 361) on :
Kyle volunteered to join Zac in his quest, glad to be able to leave the complex. Glenn decided to stay, however. He wanted to really test his limits in that training center. He couldn't surpass 2x gravity for fear of hurting Kyle.
[Well, Glenn... it looks like you're out of luck for training right now. :\]
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Meanwhile, DWGM couldn't believe his luck! By aimlessly walking around, he managed to find two more power spots without trying! He found Milky well on his way to Lillyput Steps, which he was just leaving from.
[Gee, who knew DWGM would have such a sudden burst of luck? Even half-braindead tools still get lucky once in a while. It's like the whole 'stopped-clock' theorem. >_>]
Not only do they seem to be bunched together, thought DWGM, but they're all in obvios places! So far they've been in valleys and alleys and accesible by cave, in one way or another!
[Yeah, well besides Magnet Hill being in the middle of Eagleland's biggest city... but other than that, you know? :P]
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