Post #71 [Zero X. Diamond]

Posted by Zero X. Diamond (Member # 654) on :

Bob raised an eyebrow.

"Uh, right. Something is breaking into the complex?"

[Well, two different alarms went off within 15-20 seconds, so I'd say there's roughly an 82.9% chance that YES THEY'RE BREAKING IN. @_@]

"Yeah, that's what the computer says."

"... Riiiiiight. Look, I'll go check this out."

"But you have no special abilities whatsoever."

[Brett/Zac/Glenn/whoever said that hit it on the head again, but that doesn't stop Bob from being masochisticly heroic when he wants to be. :o]

Bob got a confident grin on his face.

[RUN FOR YOUR FRAGGIN' LIVES! HE'S GRINNING AGAIN! O_O]

"Sure I do! I have the skills to pay the bills!"

[Ugh... the punniness... XD]

With that, Bob rushed out the nearest door before anyone could stop him. The security door sealed shut behind him. The auto-defense system was activating. In otherwords, once Bob left, he was already in over his head.

[Oh, understatement, my narrator friend! :D]

But he had to do it. Had to do it for the sake of his new friends. Had to do it for the safety of the humanity he loved to torment so. That feeling began nagging him again. The same one as before.

[Bob is learning how to have friends. He's a bit messed up in the head... give it time folks. :P]

Not now! Not now! I've got to see what's wrong here. Then I'll try to figure out what this feeling is...

Back in the main room of the complex...

"What does that lunatic think he's doing?!" shouted Glenn. "Doesn't he realize that going out there during an auto-defense run due to some kind of evil breaking in is a suicide mission?"

"Glenn, you apparently don't know Bob. He loves those kind of odds." explained Zac, rather nonchalantly.

[X-freakin-D!! You know, that's extreme accurate to Bob's character... except if his opponent were Sandra... then he'd likely be as submissive as a rug. o_o]

Glenn stared at him, then at the computer, then back at him.

"Oh, I see."

["I see he's even more crazy than we gave him credit for." :P]

Bob was squeezing through several sealing doors. He was bound and determined to find out and attack whatever was breaking in. He was through being a useless lump of longing. He was ready to kick some butt.

[What? o.o I thought Glenn was the one who thought he was useless. >.>]

But then, something came to his attention. It felt warm in front of his hand. There was nothing visibly there. He looked at the wall. Surely enough, it was a laser tripwire.

"Pfft, some defense system."

[Do note, Bob's backstory includes a few break-ins to some high-security places, including a few major business locations. Hence his above comment.]

Bob stepped over and crawled under the wires. It was easy for him. He'd had experience at that. He continued through the halls, evading several more traps cunningly. A sound of an armored body was becoming louder and louder.

And then Bob met ChaosGallantmon head on.

[And they screamed at each other with the intensity to break the heavens to pieces and... oh wait... wrong series. :P]

"What's this? A pathetic, wiry child dares to stand in my way?"

[Yeah, 'wiry' is a very accurate way to describe Bob. He's extremely malnourished and wearing torn up clothes most of the time due to his past. >.>]

Bob looked up at him, raising an eyebrow and scratching his head.

"You're the guy who broke in here?"

"Indeed. I have come to destroy those who stand in the way of the stasis beam testing."

["And because I was told you and your fleshy friends insulted the Digiworld!"]

Bob reached for his knife with his free hand. Fortunately for him, ChaosGallantmon was distracted by some of his clever yammering. With great agility, he threw it in the air, grabbed it and struck out at the fiend.

CG was too fast for him, stepping aside with ease. He landed an iron-clad fist straight in the center of Bob's back. He was struck hard, disorienting him for a moment.

[Well, Bob might not have powers, but he can take some hits, for certain. :P]

"Okay, you're better than I thought. But can you withstand THIS!?!"

Bob pulled out his Dual Colt Commandos and the barrels began blazing at CG. The bullets all ricocheted off his armor. He began laughing.

[Yeah Bob, you expect some flimsy guns to work on a Digimon who can probably give Diamond Dog a good fight? :P]

"Bwahahaha! Face it, you puny hunk of flesh! You are no match for your digital masters!"

[ROFL at the arrogance of CGM. He just 'loves' humans, doesn't he? :P]

"Maybe so, but I can still try THIS!"

Bob laughed insanely, pulling out his last ditch effort weapon. The BFG 9000.

[WTFHAX!! Yeah, Bob actually has a legitimate BFG 9000 from the DooM series. Being a big time fan of Doom and FPS ilk alike, I can appriciate this reference. But how the frack did he travel in time to get one is anyone's guess. O.O]

He leapt backwards and let it rip. An immense blast of energy discharged, sending Bob hard into a wall and hitting ChaosGallantmon head on.

CG was hit hard and took quite a bit of damage. But he was far from defeated. He got off the ground and dusted himself off with a laugh.

[Well I'd hope the BFG 9000 hitting him directly would knock him on his ass. It would certainly destroy most creatures in one direct hit. Seems CGM has over 1200 HP on his plate to survive such a hit and only be slightly injured. o.o]

"I admit it, you're a good fighter. But you're a complete idiot. Farewell."

CG began beating Bob senseless. Hit after hit connected with him, worsening and worsening his condition. Finally, he slouched over, blood running from his nose and mouth, body motionless. CG presumed him dead.

[And CGM is probably wrong as wrong does.]

He was wrong.

[LAWL. Did I not call that?! ACs never allow themselves to die. :P]

Bob was far from dead, but he couldn't do anything at all to announce it. He was too brutally beaten to be able to do anything. So there he lied, thinking about Sandra in what he hoped wouldn't be his final moments...

[Poor Bobby-poo. :\]

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